The Blues are Losers

Wow, what a giant pile of poo they left on the ice today.  Whatever their talent level on paper, the Blues are playing like the worst team in the league.  Are they under secret orders to get as high a draft pick as possible?  Do the players just laugh all the way to the bank as they cash their checks for playing like garbage?  What do I have to do in order to get Barret Jackman off this team?  Why is he still here?  Is it because nobody else wanted him at the trade deadline?  Does he have secret dirt on someone in management?  I'm beginning to think the hot start to the season was all scripted to get suckers to buy game tickets, and now they're showing their true colors.  The colors of LOSERS!